Friday, April 03, 2009

why women love engineer?

From group...

women love engineers because.....

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

And we are the best because.....

Engineers know how to calculate the centrum of mass: trac the so called "G-spot" ;)
We have control on the degrees of freedom of bodies

We know techniques that lead to the plasma state

Inventors of the plug and play way of living

We know how to do and undo all kinds of buttons

We make systems reach boiling points,others reach melting points...

We work in doping technology


:D :D

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